This weekend, NCAA Football will go the direction of the Final Destination series. No, it’s not jumping the shark. It’s going...
3-D!
As previously noted, that constitutes a 50% improvement over what used to be a flat, depthless game.
However, Joe Sixpack won’t be able to see this technological marvel from the comfort of his own couch. Instead, he’ll have to trek to one of a few theaters: the Galen Center or somewhere deep in Columbus. Additionally, the gods of the Worldwide Leader have decided that the fine people of Hurst, Texas deserve to see this game in a wondrous extra dimension.
Yours truly managed to score a pair of tickets to the local showing. Now, I’m not quite sure what to expect, but the oft-repeated sight of watching a football slip through the fingers of Joe McKnight will be that much more visceral.
Will 3-D impress enough to be football’s wave of the future? Only my level of inebriation will tell.
Or your level of ebriation. Ohhh!
ReplyDeleteQuestion: When I saw My Bloody Valentine in 3D, a pick axe with an eyeball impaled on the end flew toward my face. Will this game feature anything of that nature?
ReplyDeleteDr. Johnson: I would briefly like to inquire about your reasoning in your decision to view My Bloody Valentine in 3D. But I should trust you, as you are a doctor.
ReplyDeletePurely out of medical interest.
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