A Q&A

Why does this site exist?
That's a good question. Next question.

What constitutes an offer from Islamabad?
An offer from Islamabad can mean anything. From an offer for diplomatic relations to a request to please stop bombing our people. In this case, it refers to one man's lamentations about his mediocre players departing for unknown lands. Even after he paid them.

So... this website is about the USC Trojans?
Yes.

What sports will be covered here?
The ones we cheat at. So... football, basketball, and probably baseball.

Who are you?
Our real name is Dick Whitman. We are a traveling trio of car salesmen in Siberia, with internet access.

Is this an ironic Trojans blog started by Bruins fans?
No, we just don't mind making fun of anyone- including ourselves- where it's warranted.

This Q&A sucked.
Yep. Yes it did.