Charlie Weis Opens Mouth; Surprisingly, Not To Eat Food

Conclusions one may draw:

(a) Charlie Weis apparently believes every rumor he reads on the internet,
(b) Charlie Weis can't understand why Pete Carroll, the charismatic coach of a dominant program, is not criticized, whilst he, the fatass "coach" of the butt of every college football joke of the decade (see what I did there), is reviled.

But while those two things may prove Charlie a naive and child-like buffoon, he did nail one thing: "You could bet that if I were living with a grad student here in South Bend, it would be national news."

Not only would it be national news, it'd certainly be international news, and most probably extra-galactic news because that would imply a coed had agreed to live with Charlie Weis.