Matt Barkley has a MySpace, You Guys

This would probably be less interesting than the Twitter account, were it not for this "status and mood" update:

MAtt BArkley VERY HAPPY TALKING TO A VERY CUTE GIRL SHE KNOW'S WHO SHE IS ;-] AIDEN

Now there's several ways to take this comment, posted at 9:53AM on September 16th. Perhaps a fellow named "Aiden" was using The Chosen One's account and was claiming that Christ in Cleats was talking to a cute girl. However, Aiden could have been discussing issues of the day with a girl he deemed cute, and decided to post that sentiment, for whatever reason, on The Kid's MySpace.

Or maybe Matt Barkley isn't asexual. And is interested in a girl named Aiden.

Or maybe he randomly appends the name "Aiden" to all his correspondence.

No matter what your preferred method of analyzing this message, this certainly brings doubt upon the "Girls? No, I don't associate with them" comment.

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